coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die


medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)


comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.


chickem:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

this thirteen year old needs some professional help

(Source: lilycolons)


thefilthyunicorn:

blacksupervillain:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

this is briliant

HAHAHAHAHA YES

(Source: unamusedsloth)

idreamofjimmy:

neyruto:

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

Did someone say romance

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bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e