my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while
I’m so using this
i have it copyrighted
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
not having pants on is a very beautiful thing
*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
the trail to katniss’ heart is made of cheese buns
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5 x
How anyone can be mean to John Krasinski is beyond comprehension.
Look at that face.
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i cant wait to fuck it