mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)
“please grab your homework on your way out of class”
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
That’s not what she’s saying??? She’s like “yeah, it’s true, I totally will”
how is that not obvious? she’s like “yeah, bro. i don’t front, that’s exactly it”
I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t
u did not
Miley speaks for us all.
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
(Source: gaksdesigns)
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
nayx:
this game is rated E for everyone, except you. get out
